Volume XV Number 1     




 

FREEZE FRAME PRANKS AGAIN!

Mayor Pickit calls for Captain Marvel...

The notorious slap stick prankster Freeze Frame has struck Union City once again. We are told that Saturday morning around 10:30 AM, Freeze Frame was seen in the downtown district  giving wedgies and taping folks on the shoulder then running away.

Mayor Pickit had this to say:

"Our police team is in full force trying to catch this 'superhero wanna-be.' Freeze Frame really is a good guy, he's just been mislead. We need to teach him about the Bible... but we can't catch him! We need Captain Marvel!"

 

Freeze Frame has been running a muck in Union City nearly a month now, and the police force is ready to throw in the towel and call Captain Marvel.

Captain Marvel, our very own "superhero," will not only catch this puerile prankster, but also work with the local community to teach him about telling the truth, having courage to stand up for what is right, and even showing compassion to others.

Stay tuned to the Union City Times for more on this story.

B. Brooks-- Staff Writer

Union City Names New Anchor

Union City News has named their new anchor for the 6 o'clock time slot. Beginning July 16th, 2007, Tom BrokJaw will be taking over the main seat, delivering up-to-date information and news into your living room. Be sure to see Tom BrokJaw Live in Union City at Vacation Bible School July 16-19, 2007!

   
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